ConArtists - The home of Theatresports™

Over 22 years ago, when legwarmers and hair gel ruled the world, a company was born. ConArtists - The home of Theatresports™, kicked into life in 1987 and has never looked back. Since then their hair may have calmed down BUT their enthusiasm to make you laugh has not, and they have become one of the most trusted and successful entertainment companies in New Zealand. Employing the country’s best comedy improvisers, ConArtists will turn your conference, corporate training or event into a professional, energised and enjoyable experience.

Client Feedback

Jo Gasteen, Urban Gourmet – July 2008

…”You very kindly sent me tickets to your performance at The Drake. I just wanted to say thank you so much. It was fantastic…so funny and a great night out. I have spread the good word and we may even try and make it to another show before your season ends!”…

June Baptista, Head of Faculty, PINEHURST SCHOOL – July 2008

…”I would like to thank you for your wonderful delivery of theatresports yesterday. EVERYONE was suitably impressed. There were only praises for your programme”…

Linda Svensson, 3 media group – July 2008

…”Just wanted to say thank you for doing such a wonderful job at the awards last Thursday. We’ve had absolutely wonderful feedback and everyone had a marvellous time so it’s all good!! You are a really good entertainer! And thanks also for your two American helpers. They were the perfect touch. And perhaps we’ll …

Margaret Doyle, BDO Spicers Taranaki Limited – June 2008

…”We so enjoyed Conartists – thanks to each of you”…

Lee Clark, Portage & Waitakere Trusts NZ – June 2008

…”Thank you very much for a wonderful event…Everyone was very entertained and heartily amused by the theme (Married to the Mob) and the whole evening went without a hitch, which was fantastic. We are pleased to have chosen ConArtists for our event and would be delighted to recommend them to anyone wishing for a …

Carol Nanning, Un-Fair Ground – May 2008

…”It was a long way for us to come (4 hrs travel rtn) but we enjoyed our hour of entertainment very much!! Thanks to Penny, TM, Simon and Peter, the MC (Scott) and the music man (Ross)…thanks to you brave and clever people for putting a bit of humour back into our lives …

Richard Harris, Aventine – April 2008

…”thank you for a great evening. Everybody who was there thoroughly enjoyed themselves and I have to say that many a person was laughing so hard that the tears were flowing”…

Niall Stephens, Mainfreight Logistics – March 2008

…”The team absolutely loved the show. It was a great way to entertain the troops, despite them being a bit nervous about being part of the show. There’s no better way to make people laugh than by taking the mickey out of your team mates, it’s a winning recipe”…

Diane Shaskey, L’Oreal NZ Ltd – March 2008

…”Our session with Clare was fantastic. The team really enjoyed their day and felt Clare pitched her info in exactly the right way to achieve maximum effect. Great fun was had by all and we certainly would look at doing more with Clare in the future”…

Christine Pandya, Bank of New Zealand – September, 2007

…”I just want to say a big Thank you for the wonderful feeling that has filled the team, It was just incredible !!!
I just think of you and the giggles begin and it’s so relaxing….
Thank you so much…The team was raving about you and I just hope we have some more sessions in the future. …

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