ConArtists - The home of Theatresports™

24 years ago, in the StoneWash Age, ConArtists – the home of Theatresports™ was born. Since then their hair may have calmed down BUT their enthusiasm to make you laugh has not, and over 1 million New Zealanders have seen them in their award winning action from the small stage to the big screen. They can be relied on to deliver a fantastic event, function or team training which will have all your colleagues congratulating you, whilst you relax and let ConArtists take care of everything.

Client Feedback

Richard Harris, Aventine – April 2008

…”thank you for a great evening. Everybody who was there thoroughly enjoyed themselves and I have to say that many a person was laughing so hard that the tears were flowing”…

Niall Stephens, Mainfreight Logistics – March 2008

…”The team absolutely loved the show. It was a great way to entertain the troops, despite them being a bit nervous about being part of the show. There’s no better way to make people laugh than by taking the mickey out of your team mates, it’s a winning recipe”…

Diane Shaskey, L’Oreal NZ Ltd – March 2008

…”Our session with Clare was fantastic. The team really enjoyed their day and felt Clare pitched her info in exactly the right way to achieve maximum effect. Great fun was had by all and we certainly would look at doing more with Clare in the future”…

Christine Pandya, Bank of New Zealand – September, 2007

…”I just want to say a big Thank you for the wonderful feeling that has filled the team, It was just incredible !!! I just think of you and the giggles begin and it’s so relaxing…. Thank you so much…The team was raving about you and I just hope we have some more sessions in [...]

Nisha Taylor, Roche Diagnostics NZ Ltd – 2007

…“The event was success and certainly got everyone laughing!!! The actors were great- both dynamic and entertaining”…

Sonia Kennedy, Office Max – 2007

…”Just wanted to drop you a quick line to say a HUGE thank you for the fantastic show you put on for us last week. I honestly haven’t laughed so hard in years and judging by the response from the audience, neither had anyone else! Your antics were recounted amid peals of laughter on Thursday [...]

Julie Hiko, Sovereign – 2007

…”thank you so much for the fabulous show you put on for us on Friday. Our team were absolutely blown away by the whole evening. We have some fantastic photos and everyone is still buzzing about the great time that had. You have certainly given us some magical memories!”…

Ana Aloma, Purefresh Organic – 2007

…”Thanks for helping us make the day even more memorable. I have had very good comments from our growers, especially about your legs… It was awesome, and I will recommend it to everyone”…

Dianne Gordon, Langtons on Lincoln – 2007

…”the group said they hadn’t laughed so much for ages and it certainly was a memorable night for them”…

Katie Jones, ETITO Consulting Ltd – 2007

…”went down a storm, everyone loved the activities and muggles also enjoyed the atmosphere”…

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