ConArtists - The home of Theatresports™

26 years ago, ConArtists – the home of Theatresports™ was born. Since then their hair may have calmed down BUT their enthusiasm to make you laugh has not, and over 1 million New Zealanders have seen them in their award winning action from the small stage to the big screen. They can be relied on to deliver a fantastic event, function or team training which will have all your colleagues congratulating you, whilst you relax and let ConArtists take care of everything... YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR CORPORATE ENTERTAINMENT.

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Our two brand new shows:

Dinner at Horror ManorDrake-3

Skeletons are falling out of closets everywhere at Horror Manor. Its been 7 years since Lord and Lady Bloodstain’s daughter mysteriously disappeared and everyone has gathered for the reading of the will. Who gets the fortune, who gets the ghost chips and why is one of your own in an old portrait on the wall? Revelations and plot twists wilder than a tornado are on the menu for this hilarious night of horror.

ConArtists have joined up with First Scene to offer a great costume deal and a fabulous room dressing option. Join us at Horror Manor for your conference or company dinner. There’s nothing like paralysing fear to unite a group. . . WE DARE YOU!

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ABBA TasticAbba

Calling all Dancing Queens and Disco Kings for our 70’s styled show. If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re feeling down . . . take a chance on a show that celebrates all things ABBA. Our Chiquititas will give you, give you, give you an hilarious time. Your colleagues will be thanking you for the music as the winner takes it all. We can replace ABBA with any band or decade of your choice for hardly any money, money, money.

 

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What clients are saying . . .

. . . Words cannot express how thrilled our committee and delegates were with your engagement and performance throughout the ascilite 2012 Conference.  On a personal note, I thoroughly enjoyed working with you both and wish to thank you for your tremendous effort and assistance in making this conference the best ever!! (not because I am biased but because that is the feedback we have been  getting !!). . . Massey University, Sarah Siebert.

 

. . . After a successful function with a big impact from ConArtists on Saturday evening I wanted to express a big THANK YOU to the three of you. This morning everyone is still laughing about some of the fun we got up to! Thanks again for being such great hosts to the team. . . Hydraulink, Bernadette Emerson

 

. . . Thank you so much for Friday night! You were both hilarious – everyone was in fits of laughter!!! I’ll be passing your details and business cards around – lots of people were asking about your company. . . Oyster Group, Julie Wilson

 

. . . The critics were unanimously impressed.  The audience wowed! Thank you for your show, and please pass my thanks and congratulations on to Nigel. Every aspect of dealing with ConArtists and yourself was a pleasure. . . Hibiscus Radiology Limited, David Clee

 

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